fuck this post
I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M TOO HIGH FOR THIS
NASA just saw something come out of a black hole for the first time ever!
You don’t have to know a whole lot about science to know that black holes typically suck things in, not spew things out. But NASA just spotted something mighty strange at the supermassive black hole Markarian 335.
Two of NASA’s space telescopes, including the Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array (NuSTAR), miraculously observed a black hole’s corona “launched” away from the supermassive black hole. Then a massive pulse of X-ray energy spewed out. So, what exactly happened? That’s what scientists are trying to figure out now.
“This is the first time we have been able to link the launching of the corona to a flare,” Dan Wilkins, of Saint Mary’s University, said. “This will help us understand how supermassive black holes power some of the brightest objects in the universe.”
NuSTAR’s principal investigator, Fiona Harrison, noted that the nature of the energetic source is “mysterious,” but added that the ability to actually record the event should provide some clues about the black hole’s size and structure, along with (hopefully) some fresh intel on how black holes function. Luckily for us, this black hole is still 324 million light-years away.
So, no matter what strange things it’s doing, it shouldn’t have any effect on our corner of the universe.
Matthew McConaughey has come home
so dis mean we gonn start usin black holes as universal shortcuts or inter-dimensional travel or?
Too high for this
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
again
I turned my phone back on this morning to find a series of fucked up texts from my room mate
by reddit user TheRealMugen
My phone was off most of last night because I broke my charger. I thought it was weird that Adam hadn’t come out of his room at all during that time. He usually takes a nap after his Trig class, but I assumed he must have stepped out without me knowing or something. I kept knocking on his door, but it was locked and he wasn’t replying. But he doesn’t usually lock his bedroom door when he leaves.
oh shit
Wtf
appreciate those people that still try to be funny and make you laugh while they’re going thru some shit and are sad themselves
alexander